1. Well that's unfortunate

    setting: I drove* to Costco and decided to park a little farther away where there were fewer cars.
    mom: Can't you park closer?! It's so cold! I don't want to walk so far.
    me: It's not that far...and I don't know how to park there.
    mom: You should just stick to public transportation then.
    me: I should just move to Chicago or New York.
    mom: Your income will never allow you to live in either of those places.
    *: It should be noted that I've only been driving for less than a week.

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